HONGKONG JOKES | South China Morning Post

DOES Hongkong have a sense of humour? Hmm, the results of our Tell Us a Hongkong Joke contest ranged from the bizarre to the bawdy, but Allan Chin of the City Polytechnic at least raised a wry smile or two with his entry: Question: How many Hongkong Chinese people does it take to buy food at McDonald's? Answer: Three. Two to stand in different queues, and one to hold a table.

A tad cynical, Allan, but good enough for us. His reward - dinner for two at tonight's Hongkong Comedy Club chuckle-fest at The Godown.

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